everythingfox:

He has places to be

vaspider:

ebrithilbowser-blog:

vaspider:

astraltrickster:

mercymorns:

apolloendymion:

normal-horoscopes:

Y'all. “Hell is empty and the devil’s are here” is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It’s from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

remember when that furry post went around with “you have nothing to lose but your chains” and people were saying “this is such a raw ass line and it’s from a furry post” but it’s literally karl marx

reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think

new game: “classic or shitpost?” in which we give you a raw-ass quote and you have to determine whether it came from an internet shitpost or classic literature

What is classic literature but a shitpost persevering?

@vaspider I guess that one is from Shakespeare

Indeed.

samsrowena:

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ROWENA MACLEOD IN EVERY EPISODE GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS

Keep reading

toadstool32:

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joke

howtobeapersonwithfibro:
“made some pride gnomes! will make some more for the other flags soon, and might make into stickers if anyone wanted them? I’m still just playing around and learning how to paint.
[id: digital art of three simple gnomes. one...

howtobeapersonwithfibro:

made some pride gnomes! will make some more for the other flags soon, and might make into stickers if anyone wanted them? I’m still just playing around and learning how to paint.

[id: digital art of three simple gnomes. one has its hat, beard and clothes colored in the bisexual flag colors, one has rainbow colors, and one has trans pride flag colors. end id.]

romanceandshenanigans:

To The Romance Writers of Tumblr, Let’s Compare Taste

Which of My Hyper Specific Favorite Tropes is Your Favorite to Write?

when one calls the other by their formal title until they’re alone or distressed

the regency era hand touch (without gloves)

bandaging the other’s wounds

forehead touches (especially if they’re both tired and relieved to be alive)

pulling the other back for one more kiss (bonus if they’re laughing)

the love was there, it didn’t change anything, but it still mattered

meaningful eye contact while kissing a hand

looking over to see the other turning away, cheeks slightly flushed

taking the other’s face in both hands like they’re made of glass

one holds the other as they cry into their shoulder, not daring to let go

unapologetically in love (ie. my wife is a bitch and i love her so much)

you’re wrong about all of these and here’s why (in the tags please)

After the last poll, I thought it might be fun to get real specific about moments and tropes I find myself coming back to over and over again. I figure I can’t be the only one, so let’s spread the love.

gholateg:

emett-sidecast:

quiggyballs:

emett-sidecast:

emett-sidecast:

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dog time AKA the only reason i’ve been managing not to overwork myself

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death of the author except when its funny

exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say

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im having a genuine blast this is like a gender reveal party to me

your followers and their friends are too pure and good for this Hellsite.

narcissistcookbook:

qalbtalk:

kosmogrl:

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“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

spacelazarwolf:

tatzelwurming:

thwack

thwack

thwack

thwack

*brief thinking pause*

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thwack

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byelacey:

iliothermia:

In case people weren’t aware, there seems to have been a massive issue throughout Patreon. People have had their subscriptions cancelled and many had their payments flagged as fraud with their bank.
150$ of my patronage disappeared, that’s 150$ a month as a disabled artist that took months to build that I’m unsure I’ll ever get back..Gone. It won’t allow me to message anyone whose payments were declined.I also had around 10 people’s payments flagged as fraud, some have had to re-patron.

If you’re supporting Patreon creators I advise you look to see if at least the people you remember supporting are still there / that your payments aren’t marked as fraud, especially if you’re supporting for physical rewards you’re expecting. 

if you’re supporting folks on patreon, please take a peek & try to re-pledge if you can! this comes as a surprise to many who cannot afford to be surprised. thanks so much!

paradoxarchive:

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here, i blur into you

(a love letter to my best friend)

ribs, lorde | kigiom | trista mateer | memorial bench for judy, from janice, source unknown | emma, jane austen | from a letter to doris dana, gabriela mistral | written on the body, jeanette winterson | sunsbleeding | friends, bts (jimin + taehyung) | we were girls together, delaney bailey

despazito:

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Adult website and period tracker

orphanedsource:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

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I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m hypnotized 

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skr0g:
“skr0g:
“he’s trans
”
Canon dialogue
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skr0g:

skr0g:

he’s trans

Canon dialogue